08:59good morning (mandatory)
01
A promising start.
Arrived one minute early. A dangerous precedent.
HUMAN RESOURCES DIVISION EST. MONDAY
BORN TO
NEET. FORCED
TO WAGIE.
The Solana memecoin for the chronically employed. Different uniforms. One collective dream: clocking out.
SOLANA MEMECOIN / HUMAN RESOURCES, INHUMAN HOURS.
00 / THE COMPANY YOU KEEP
All work.
No play.
Just $WAGIE.
The memecoin for everyone who's ever stared at the clock and thought, “there has to be more than this.”
NOT ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE.
ASSET FILE / W-001
WAGIE INDUSTRIESPUBLIC RECORD
$WAGIEHUMAN
CAPITAL
CAPITAL
- Ticker
- $WAGIE
- Network
- Solana
- Classification
- Memecoin
NO PITCH DECK. JUST THE SHARED CONDITION.W / 001
A DAY IN THE LIFE / THREE PANELS, NO PROGRESS
The longest short story.
12:03lunch is a state of mind
02
Living the dream.
The coffee is working harder than anyone here.
17:00connection restored
03
The other life.
Same face. Different chair. Finally, your own time.
END OF SHIFT. NOT THE STORY.
01 / EMPLOYEE ORIENTATION
Welcome aboard.
Our condolences.
Please review your new employment reality.
There will be no training.
FORM 01
Meet WAGIE.
The Solana token for the perpetually scheduled. Built around the most universal experience: wanting to go home.
you are here ↗FORM 02
Dream of NEET.
No alarm. No uniform. No one asking if you can stay late. A state of mind best experienced off the clock.
CURRENT LOCATION: MENTALLY ELSEWHEREFORM 03
Join the workforce.
Twelve occupations. Different uniforms. Identical existential dread. Find the face that says “I work here.”
Open employee directoryYour visitor badge is a souvenir. Your existential dread is yours to keep.
02 / EMPLOYEE DIRECTORY
So many ways to
need a vacation.
PERSONNEL ARCHIVE / 12 FILES
Twelve portraits. One shared condition.
Physically present. Mentally elsewhere.
SAME COMPANY. DIFFERENT EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.Try on a different future
03 / DEPARTMENT OF PERSONAL TIME
Your escape plan
has been forwarded
to management.
WAGIE works. NEET is the dream.
Somewhere between the first coffee and the last meeting, you remember there’s a life outside this building.
Please allow 3–5 existential crises.
WAGIE INDUSTRIES
TIME-OFF REQUEST / EMPLOYEE COPY
RECEIVEDYour request has entered the filing cabinet.
- Employee
- Another valued resource
- Reason
- Being a person
- Duration
- Indefinitely, ideally
- Coverage
- Someone else's problem
TIME OFF REQUESTEDAll of it.
Read the fine print +
By clocking out, you agree to think about absolutely nothing for a while.
This is a fictional time-off slip. Unfortunately, it cannot be submitted to your actual employer.
YOUR PATIENCE HAS BEEN NOTED.
LOCKER 004 / PERSONAL EFFECTS
TODAY'S ASSIGNMENT
Fast-food cook
FRY / WAGIE INDUSTRIESPLEASE REMOVE ALL HOPE BEFORE CLOCKING IN.004
04 / UNIFORM LOCKER
New outfit.
Same Monday.
Find your place in the corporate ecosystem.
It comes with a uniform. Benefits sold separately.
Occupation
Headwear
Held prop
Equipment comes in matched uniform sets. Changing a hat or prop assigns a compatible role.
A little something for your records. Employee cards are free downloadable images, not NFTs.
05 / MANDATORY PRODUCTIVITY ASSESSMENT
You look like
you need
more work.
18 seconds. Three departments. Absolutely no room for professional growth.
Select a package, then its matching bin. You can also drag it, or use Tab + Enter to select and keys 1–3 to sort.
OPTIONAL GAME · NO FINANCIAL REWARDS DISPATCH TERMINALSTANDBY
SHIFT REMAINING18.0s
PACKAGES SORTED00
Your next responsibility awaits.
Your assessment will last 18 seconds.
06 / BREAK-ROOM NOTICEBOARD
Management has
a few announcements.
This meeting could have been a website.
OFFICIAL COMMUNICATIONS
The water cooler.
Small talk. Big sighs. You are among colleagues.
Find your departmentThe only meeting worth showing up for.
“We’re like a family.”
— a legally non-binding statementHUMAN RESOURCES / FREQUENTLY AVOIDED QUESTIONS
What is WAGIE?+
WAGIE is the Solana memecoin for the chronically employed. Different uniforms. The same Monday. Make yourself an employee badge, find your department, and join the collective dream of clocking out.
What is NEET?+
NEET means ‘not in education, employment, or training.’ Around here, it’s the opposite of another shift. Hit Clock out to leave the office and settle into the after-hours life.
Do I need a wallet to clock in?+
No. Your visitor badge, uniform locker, and productivity assessment work without a wallet. Trading happens on the external exchange, where you review and approve your own transactions.
How do I find the right token?+
Use the WAGIE mint address in the token file and check it against the address shown by your exchange. A ticker or a familiar face is not enough. Never share a seed phrase or private key.
Who's in the workforce?+
Twelve occupational Wojaks, from fast-food cook to office intern. Open a personnel file, inspect an impressively unremarkable employment history, and try the uniform for yourself.
Does the game earn tokens?+
No. Your score earns a performance slip and a deeply questionable compliment from management. Badges and game results are just for fun, stay in your browser, and have no financial value.
Can I take my badge with me?+
Yes. Give it a nickname and download it as an image. It’s your souvenir from the corporate ecosystem—not an NFT, a token, or proof of ownership.
PROOF YOU WERE HERE. SORT OF.
Take your bad attitude to go.
Your face. Your department. A performance review nobody asked for.